Hospital Psiquiátrico

O teste da banheira.

Durante a visita a um hospital psiquiátrico, um dos visitantes perguntou ao diretor:
- Qual é o critério pelo qual vocês decidem quem precisa ser hospitalizado aqui?

O diretor respondeu:
- Nós enchemos uma banheira com água e oferecemos ao doente uma colher, um copo e um balde e pedimos que a esvazie. De acordo com a forma que ele decida realizar a missão, nós decidimos se o hospitalizamos ou não.

- Ah! Entendi. - disse o visitante. Uma pessoa normal usaria o balde, que é maior que o copo e a colher.

- Não! - respondeu o diretor - uma pessoa normal tiraria a tampa do ralo. O que o senhor prefere? Quarto particular ou enfermaria?

"As vezes a vida tem mais opções do que as que sao oferecidas, basta saber enxergá-las".
 

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